NOOO OUR CHILDREN

Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

Magma ropes

Oh, and I was. Many times.

Sorry, I can’t make it out tonight. Eric threw up. Then ate it. Then threw it back up again.

I tried taking Benadryl before eating some stuff once. It worked at first but then I had a reaction after. Fortunately it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. I just felt like I got run over by a truck.

I had read the books a long time ago and loved them. So it made me sad to see that they weren’t properly honored.

I’m allergic to dairy and wheat, so if I want pizza I have to get this stuff:

https://clocloveganfoods.com/

It’s not… horrible… I guess. It scratches the itch. But damn, I miss good pizza.

Is it the Syfy one? That one was meh.

I’ve not read the books, but I did not care for the series. I only got 2 episodes in.

I wish someone would make a good high budget Earthsea series.

No, definitely a typo. I am prone to them.

The British make some very tasty food. Some very not tasty ones, but many tasty ones.

Constitution is when you have to eat the fruit salad and there’s tomatoes in it.

“I don’t want a bunch of fancy, wonderful things. I just want you.” Wow thanks Mariah.

Which card did you use to do this?

I love pho, but bun bo hue is even better. Try to find it if you can. There are so many delicious Vietnamese soups.

Yeah they’ll sort it out.

So so so happy for you! And I love that your cat gets to have a cat buddy.

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a whole keg?

Definitely, but I also don’t care for the flavor any more. It just tastes weird.

Now butter on the other hand… holy shit. You just can’t replace that flavor. It’s amazing.