Have you tried turning it off & on again?

It’s the new Turing test. Tricking investors into believing your thing is AI.

Neat! Now do Uranus!

If you were invited to a fancy dress party, would you think you’re supposed to wear a fancy dress? Nope.

Kind of looks suspicious of the whole situation.

Sometimes while driving

What if they don’t / didn’t / aren’t???

Is 7 Bobby Hill?

In the movies, the judge always sets the bail at 1 million dollars, so about 85k a month.

That moment when you realize you did that and now it’s time to respond.

Also weird random things like commands I haven’t typed for 20 years.

Maybe you should put your cleavage away for this meeting, counsellor.

Sirens

Enjoy

You can increase your energy by… aw man I can’t be arsed to get through this sentence.

I’ll give you aluminium if you brits agree to stop pronouncing “ears” like “urrs” because it really weirds me out.

Party on dude. o7

The one that comes to mind is Rutherford and Tendi from Lower Decks. Particularly S4E6 Parth Ferengi’s Heart Place.

What a beautiful day to have lunch in the park. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.

Bird: AAAAWH! AAAAWH! Give me your fucking food! AAAAWH!

It is satisfying to see this rational and calculated explanation of the potential for a perpetually flowing red river in zero gravity.