We do what we must because we can, for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead.)

This could have ruined someone’s Friday! Good thing it’s not Friday any more. I approve.

That’s a funny court case. Pepsi releases an ad where someone gets a fighter jet for 7,000,000 pepsi points. Someone finds they can be bought for $0.10 each, so buys that many pepsi points and asks for the jet. The court sides with Pepsi, because it’s ridiculous to think you’re getting a fighter jet for that, and afterwards Pepsi edits the commercial to make it 700,000,000 pepsi points instead.

Also Pepsi never cashed the check for the points, and they did add a “Just Kidding” disclaimer, but that wasn’t in the synopsis on Wikipedia. 700,000,000 pepsi points would cost almost double what the jet is valued at, so if someone did try the stunt again, they’d theoretically be able to get the jet to them. However, the Pentagon stated that the jet would have to be demilitarized, which includes removing its advertised feature of vertical takeoff and landing.

To be fair, they might think you’re sealioning.

Pfft, I knew that from Ben 10. (I didn’t, I just recognized it as a type of bug.)

I can have my moments of being that guy. “Obviously a Nazi” is less persuasive than “literally saying Jews should be eradicated” when it comes to believing they’re a Nazi.

Nah, it’s just an absurd scenario. Sometimes the curtains are just blue.

It’s called touching your toes. Look it up.

Seems like it’d be easier to explain why he seems like a Nazi (literally in uniform with a swastika armband and all) than to keep asserting that it’s obvious.

Also is that last panel supposed to be a Stonetoss face?

It very clearly says that marriage is okay.

But they’re naturally not us for some reason, right?

Relevant Tom Scott

I dunno, I’ve never looked into them. How do they stack up against electric motors in everything else, and is the hydrogen expensive to get?

The terms are that you have to insert your license agreement text? Man.

I dunno, I still think it’s just a punchline marker.

League of Legends?

I interpreted it a bit differently, as if the owl was feeling “ugh, now I have to wake up early because everyone else already decided on it.”

Hmm, maybe that was it.

I checked the modlog to read the comment, and skimmed the sidebar.

It seems this community is dedicated to exposing/attacking (depending on how you see it; I have no opinion yet) a certain influencer (seems to be the Sarah referenced in the post title.)

Fishos was complaining about this post being used for that because it’s a “Sarah would do this” and not a “Sarah did this.” And also generally complaining about the community. The comment was removed for abusive language, and fishos was banned for troll.

I think I’ve seen mac and cheese cups that ask for hot water.