Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?

So now we know that “vulgarity” is what he named his penis.

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

Do you have a mobile code?

I lived in Seoul, S. Korea back in 2012 and my Samsung Galaxy S3 phone (maybe a Galaxy S2) I got over there had a built-in TV tuner that picked up several OTA Korean TV channels. It was crazy that the phones had that. I barely spoke or understood Korean so I didn’t use the feature but it was super cool that the option existed.

Right now it’s Howard Stern 100, but I took about a 5 year break from listening to him until a month ago.

Whoa. This is heavy.

Hell Bent For Leather - Judas Priest

Puttin’ on the Ritz

The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

Never Tear Us Apart - INXS

As someone with one leg 6mm shorter than the other and has had a history of knee/back problems: I wear indoor only crocs w’ foam insole in one croc. You don’t realize how much going barefoot or just socks in your home hurts your feet, knees, or back over time. Crocs have the perfect amount of cushion for me to no longer have constant feet and joint pain. I use Skechers slip-ins for quick outdoor things. I go back and forth between the two as needed without hassle.

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.

It’s a tough choice because the entire album is fantastic, but I would say All I Need is my favorite with Weird Fishes/Arpeggi a close second.

Also, “In Rainbows - From The Basement” is my favorite version of this album. Because it’s live, it has something to it that for me is missing from the studio album.

Since I usually self check at Walmart and other places that have it, I place the big items in the cart with the bar code accessible for hand scanning without removal, frozen/refridgerated items generally together, everything else in cart doesn’t really matter to me. The upper cart space (where toddlers/baby could go) is where I place my eggs, bread, and fresh veggies. Then I scan in this order: Frozen items, regular cart items, eggs/bread, weighed veggies, (bagging and putting back in the cart as i scan them) lastly use the hand scanner for the big items. Sometimes I scan the big items first if i know i need to place bags on top. Once I see that everything has been bagged and back in the cart, then I’m confident that I didn’t miss anything, pay, and then GTFO. I’m an efficient self checkout machine, haha

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?

I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!