“Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Taco?
no
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen.
nope by Philo
Puttin’ on the Ritz
no
Sultans of Swing - dire straits
❌
Sultans of Swing?
nope
Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
nope
Hmmm, it’s a stretch, but Cherry Poppin Daddies did a cover of Top Hat and Tails, an old Irving Berlin number.
Dunno if they’re really rock or not, but damned if the lyrics don’t fit.
Bzzt
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
lol by Philo
I mean…
Clean shirt, new shoes And I don’t know where I am goin’ to Silk suit, black tie (Black tie)
Top coat, top hat And I don’t worry 'cause my wallet’s fat Black shades, white glove
Missing the shades and gloves but top coat check, top hat check, black tie check, silk suit check.
Musical instruments though?
shrug
Band on the Run by Wings and Paul McCartney?
❌
American band, Grand funk railroad
nope
Hmm… Tango Til They’re Sore - Tom Waits?
nope