Too many cool dream endings have been lost cos of woke. Time to outlaw woke.

It makes sense they’ve gotta build the train first before they put the rocket in.

I wonder,did he do the monkey?

Is Sioux city sarsaparilla still a thing? Went on a root beer kick as a teen,and that was my go to.

Love moxie. Only place I can get it is cracker barrel in my area. If it was sold in stores I’d have a vault of it in my home. If its local to you,crack one open for me wouldja?

When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.

Got is smart enough to workaround a captcha,then lie about it? Get a hose. No,that doesn’t mean it will start nuclear war,but machines also shouldn’t be able to lie on their own,either. I’m not a doomsayer on this stuff,but that makes me uncomfortable. I like my machines dumb and awaiting input from the user,tyvm

Long cow is coming. Look busy.

I think I’ve found my next tattoo,lol.

That is exactly what Jesus was teaching,from what I remember of my time in church. At least when you strip out the religion and deity worship.

Went to my kids school for a lunch with your kids thing and as a grown adult I couldn’t operate them either. A vertical bag like Capri sun would make sense,but this is just stupid.

Also in ky in the 2000s as well

Nice.

Daria looks way too happy in this scene.

I want that,minus the vampire,and I’m a dude…although I’d split the castle with him,and any ladies that joined him,if they left me alone.

Shit. Livin’ the dream.

Reddit is Facebook for people too young/cool to be on facebook Edit spelling

All my memes come from Lemmy so they’ve all been recently seen anyway.

I scanned for the obvious plant seal,and now knowing its real,I’m scared,even if its just dirty soda.

The chillest bois