But they most likely will have no knowledge about his status or direct whereabouts at all, might even be handed over to El Salvador’s prison anonymously. Regimes in such prisons usually strip all identity anyway.

Yep. Why keep track of the prisoners you never plan to let out?

Yes, but it’s not spherical for the elves, just the other races, which is why elven boats can sail to the undying lands, but human boats can’t.

Its just some asshats asking loaded questions to try to stir up shit

If that’s your take from this, you might be the asshat

Really missed out by not having the watch be at 4:20

At least one part of it does

It’ll affect Republican women more than Democrat women (because they’re more likely to take their husband’s surname than Democrats are), but there are more Democrat women for it to affect

It’s almost certainly someone using pictures they took from a live stream

The asbestos goes in the filter, not the wrap

no store

But then how am I supposed to get into the mall?

Probably not, as decals warning not to pass on the right of semi trailers are common, this one just happens to be kind of spicy (‘passing side’/‘suicide’ is another humorous one that you see around). The warning doesn’t imply any sort of recklessness on the part of the truck driver-- they make wide right turns and stupid people sometimes try to pass them on the right while they do so.

I’ll take Chinese over American, which is what the Bay currently is

Apparently in the US, ebikes are anything with an electric motor and two wheels

It’s anything with an electric motor and pedals

That’s what they meant, but it’s not what they wrote

Honestly it’s going to make being a cop less safe.

Good.

When shorting stocks, a stock is borrowed, and then sold. Whoever they borrowed the stock from is the loser here

That’s hilarious

I don’t how one snorts lsd

LSD is a crystalline solid under standard conditions.

let alone how that gets into your stomach

Nasal drip; snort too much to be easily absorbed by your sinuses, and it runs down your throat and into your stomach instead

OP, are you seriously whining about reading a moderate length satire ‘article’… when the thrust of that satire is … illiteracy?

They must be joking. I require that they be joking, it’s too stupid otherwise

Zionism, but the EU doesn’t really need any more of that

That sounds like a win to me