I think it’s an unwritten rule not to post a tumblr screenshot without at least one useless comment too much

The amputation was successful ma’am. The patient is stable

visibky shakes, torn between answering the question and calling an ambulance

ah, verstehe, das ist ätzend

When we measure calories in food we are speaking of bioavailable chemical energy. The energy listed for Uranium here is not chemical, it’s the nuclear potential energy released during nuclear fission which is completely different.

That was probably obvious but ackshyually if we include the nuclear potential energy that could be released from fusion, I would wager the water in that food has enough hydrogen to give the same amount of energy, since hydrogen carries far more nuclear potential energy.

“Was ist denn da passiert?” ist doch erstmal nicht so schlimm? Vielleicht missverstehe ich das auch.

Ich finde es zumindest erstmal nicht schlimm wenn Leute Fragen stellen wenn man gewisse Normen bricht. Kann aber auch verstehen dass dich das vielleicht nervt.

Aber peinlich sollte es dir nicht sein :)

I thought the US Nazi political party was called the Republican Party?

on 4chan it’s more likely to encounter a gay man than a straight woman

ugh time for my weekly shower again

pronounced kinda lika Quetzalcoatl

Is this an anti-flag lyric? It sounds so familiar

edit: wait it’s rage against the machine isn’t it

Why can’t you open the windows?

Edit: Ah wait I just remembered that German tilting windows aren’t a thing everywhere

I love curly fries, but the ones depicted look pretty mid

I’m not sure this is an ADHD nod, just poking fun at the irony of conflicting urges.

I’ve definitely felt this kinda weird urge, although once I get started and get the “fuck” and “no” urges I’m usually too invested and stubborn and stupid to actually stop.

Open-backed headphones in public will have everyone around you hearing your music no? Doesn’t seem suitable for public transport for example.

And I just don’t like in-ear anymore… Used them for about a decade but it’s always discomfort and trying to get them in just right, and I tried so many models. Not to mention you need to clean your ears all the time or risk pushing the wax deeper into your ear canal each time (or getting it all over the ear bud)

For me personally, the sweat is a small price to pay for the comfort and sound quality of over-ear headphones. Plus they’re harder to lose!

So, the $3 trillion dollar company can’t afford compliance lawyers to help them ship these features in time? The 30% of iPhone owning Europeans are surely not being influenced to sway their governments to stop regulating US tech?

Nee heiße Getränke helfen bestimmt nicht, es geht eher um ungefähr Körpertemperatur

Alternative version:

“Soon, I will no longer be needed, and I will wither away and transform into TRUE communism!”

Next panel:

“Now that you helped us with the revolution, you are no longer needed, and will wither away in prison!”

Fedora oder OpenSUSE könnte deine Ziele erreichen. Womöglich auch sowas wie Bazzite.

Wasn’t Lenin still in charge when all the anarchists who helped the Bolsheviks get to power were thrown in prison?