“Imagine being terrestrial”
— Me, a dolphin
“It’s only one scoop Ukraine.” — Stalin
You will eat the ice cream
SIKE! I already ate it all
OH NO! BRAIN FREEZE!
“How do you know there’s a pig?”
“How do you know there’s a pig!”
Don’t fix what isn’t broken.
I love magical 80’s computers.
Landlords
Everyday we inch closer to a brainpoisoned lib senator calling the DSA a bunch of tankies.
They were designed that way to stop people from trying to climb over them.
Basically bird deterrent spikes, but to drown tired migrants.
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