When it comes to intelligence, standard deviation applies evenly to all age demographic. You ageist asshole.

The people denying coverage frequently aren’t even people.

There are too many dongles in my life.

If at first you don’t succeed…

That and half the country is too biggoted to vote for a woman of color.

Sharks have been on this planet longer than trees.

They’re not.

Give it to me, please.

Absolutely devistating.

Just what we need: more stupid meme parrots.

Might be regional but, yeah, it’s in use.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

Not just much of the time. Often.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I love Melon.

From the link:

Definition: A gaming dark pattern is something that is deliberately added to a game to cause an unwanted negative experience for the player with a positive outcome for the game developer.

The problem isn’t Israelis. The problem isn’t Palestinians. The problem is assholes.

I’m doing this new thing where I try to like things. Movies, TV shows, games, etc. I don’t always succeed and some things are very hard to like. But the alternative just leads to poisoned expectations and the death of joy.

Sure. Why wait and decide for ourselves? Let’s hate it now.