Karlos_Cantana

That’s obvious. The question is how to stop them.

Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

Your hose isn’t big enough to soak every server in the world.

All I need is Data to understand these wippersnappers? Where do I get one of those?

Your family have ads? My uncle got a Nike swoosh tattooed on his forehead, but that’s about as far as my family has gone.

Is there even anything worth watching on Prime? I haven’t even looked at it in years.

I didn’t realize that was Jane Fonda, but I also watched that about 40 years ago.

They’re using hydrogen in balloons now?

That was an incredible dismount. I bet it will be hard to repeat it.

Maybe they are all of those things.

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

I slipped something in your drink. Don’t fight it. Just ride the wave.

I wish I could have some time alone. I never have any time to myself.

I just dialed it and it said “the international number you dialed is not available”.

You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he’s a Jedi.

That’s not 6 inches, oh wait… Yes, that’s 6 inches.

This article is a year old, but it’s still possible to buy dumb tvs.

I’d also like to make her come.

Yes, nothing happened to that man in decades, other than quantum physics.

TIFIFY- “I have five unread semails”.