Here in my ancient wellspring, just bought this new shiny pet cosmetic here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Radiant hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the millionaire N0tail says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

Jeez, Davel, I’m not talking about the guys who expelled the fucking British empire from their tyrannical petite bourgeoisie slave kingdom here.

Why give up a stranglehold on current profit margins to upset the status quo for (in their kindest estimation) the possibility of a net positive when you can simply CRUSH DISSENT

At last, my grant from the foreign feline office! Now we can finally score some premo quality catnip and catch that dastardly bastard (who’s presumably responsible for all this) known only as my nemesis.

I knew Vizio was some bottom of the barrel shit, but that’s beyond the pale. Straight up North Korean style propaganda injection.