era of torrenting unaffected

It is satire

The “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my abortion” coffee mug and “ask me about my huge ass” shirt in their merch section are pretty great

**rooves

*roofs

No, but this is a blessing in disguise. We offer premium solar rooves that rarely explode, along with a convenient lifetime payment plan.

*nor

Water is neither animal, plant or fungus

edit: uhh also consider snow cones. You know, they’re not actually snow, not necessarily a cone, certainly not an animal plant nor fungus

what?

“If they engaged in or gave aid and comfort to an insurrection against the constitutional government,” they added, “Section 3 would appear to bar them from holding office again.”

I’m not owned

VIRGIL!

If only we had an 8 year head start to prepare against Trump

This is like an SCTV skit

Step 1: Never reveal your plans publicly to the FBI

John fucking Madden

pours milk tanker down the drain

Its like buying a DARE license plate. Huge red flag