Every bit helps :)

Good thing it wasn’t caused by a slap to the butt! (I hope)

I’m torn between ‘that’s the spirit!’ and never letting you near a crime scene.

You’re implying dads need a reason to bullshit their kids besides ‘it’s funny’

I certainly wish we could have had a more likeable protagonist, but since I enjoyed the show, who am I to say they made a bad call? Mainly just wanted to grouse about it with others :)

Who cares why they’re doing it, as long as somebody is.

I know, I’m not calling the actor bad.

I don’t see the final punchline as being about alcohol. You could replace it with any other drink and the joke would still work.

Glances at pawb.social

I feel that way about most beers. I have definitely had quality beers that would make me drink again even if they were nonalcoholic though

Support Dog Fun Fact:

The concept of guide dogs dates back centuries; a Roman-era fresco from the 1st century AD depicts a dog leading a blind person.

Fun Fact About Butt Slaps:

They’re fun!

Dad Facts Fun Fact:

We have Mesopotamian clay tablets from 2000 BCE inscribed with riddles that are groan-worthy in a way that transcends millennia. Riddles require the speaker to mislead the listener on purpose, briefly, for amusement. It’s hard not to imagine a father deploying one on a child and enjoying the momentary confusion. The tablet doesn’t say “Dad said this,” but the social context fits too neatly to ignore.

Civilizations rise and fall. Empires crumble. But somewhere, 5,000 years ago, a child asked a question, and a dad answered with nonsense because it was funny. The torch has been faithfully carried ever since.

America maybe, but the West is more than just the States

How would YOU know, you weren’t there to see for yourself. Dude was probably a Dullahan.

Thanks!

Lasts up to a week… I’d be hesitant to commit to a trip that long myself. Imagine if you had a bad one.

I’m pretty sure the conceit is that the live marine animals are forcing themselves into those orifices.

Oh damn, Sanderson retaining control gives me hope this will actually be good.

Really? I don’t feel like there’s much difference in attitude and personality between Carol and Manousos thus far