It’s a scheme

Isn’t it “losing your love was the best thing to ever happen to me”?

“We have Cyberman at home”

We just recently bought a bunch of their soup mixes, and they’re great! I’d recommend you try 'em.

What if the reason is flavour?

Make it an auction

Yes, the body is too long to fit in my pen case. Plus the M2’s demonstrator body is quite a bit nicer looking, IMHO.

Ah, good to know. Thanks.

According to Wikipedia they’re headquartered in Toronto

Yes

Duh, so the drone birds have something to eat!

Bad bot

If you eat too much pizza you get pizza dick

I have the same issue. Tapping the link icon, however, opens the link immediately.

Thank you for the serious-hat correction!

We burned your White House down once, we’ll do it again!

They come from SCP-1680, of course.

The worst I’ve ever seen was a site that required passwords to be 4 digits.

The origin story we never knew we wanted.