I’d love a few floating “celebrate your bullshit when you choose” days instead.

If whacking it could fix the country, I’d have done so singlehandedly (sometimes two for variety) back in the 2000s.

If you also have a skeleton dog and two smaller skeletons on a bench in your yard, we’re neighbors.

I bet that bitch is crazy in the dog bed.

I tend not to comment, but this is peak nutter commentary so I feel compelled. You’re following the standard format of…

Nutter: Let me tell you about my unproven conspiracy theory!
Anyone else: that’s wild, can you prove it?
Nutter: Do your own research, I don’t care if you believe me (i.e., I can’t prove it because it’s insane).

100% unrefined Facebook gran behaviour.

Same! I recently received a big box of Vic-20 tapes, very exciting.

I signed up for the paper copy. Best decision I made in years.

Grifters like Trump are her faith. Now she’s just being honest.

As someone with ADHD, I feel this so hard.