Looks nicer than my CyanogenMod tattoo

Plural, that’s wild.

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.

“I won’t be back.”

Dogshit math, boy.

And the lord cummeth?

😮 a handshake

Could probably springboard off that one.

Wrong arm color.

So every billionaire’s “eccentric”?

Perfection.

They said Fuck Megaman

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.

Ayo why’s his dick melting?

This Is Spinal Tap, especially considering there’s a sequel in development.

In Taylor’s case, Kanye West.

Despite Genesis Aladdin being the superior version? 🤨