• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Hey, I found a stoner tucked away in the men’s jeans in Wal-Mart, 50% off.

    Decided to take him home, and it’s been a great decision! He takes care of the couch, he’s always down to play some Smash, he’ll even let me win.

    All it cost me was watching one Pauly Shore movie a week. Tomorrow’s Encino Man!