When I was about eight, my friends and I snuck into a construction site and went exploring. One of the older boys convinced all us younger ones that you could use the pink stuff as toilet paper. A few boys including the one who made this claim went and did a number two and used this magical ‘toilet paper’. Everything was fine for the first hour … then they had to run home crying and figure out how to explain this to their parents.

It was an important lesson … I never used it as toilet paper.

Daniel you crazy kid, I think about him every time I see pink insulation.