Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?

Haha so dumb. They’re just going camping and they’re too scared to shit in the woods

What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao

I love that they clarified “I am tot mailing myself”. That was one of my first thoughts.

Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.