No, four!!!

That’s terrifying… I hope you and your family are able to get somewhere safe for the time being

I’m on the team running the weather machine this time. We are very excited for this run!

After gathering so much data from the last several storms, we finally have the power to call hurricanes and tornadoes exactly where we want them to go!

We’ll be feasting on the fetuses Boden personally hands us after this run, fellas!

I too worry about the poor moles getting flooded!!

I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!

I believe that’s “ravioli ravioli”

Well Clarissa wouldn’t so I guess we’re shit outta luck

I don’t know why people dislike that movie. It rocked my socks

"The better to secure mutual friendship and… intercourse 😉

2000% increase? DAYUMN. If that were true, which of course it isn’t, that would be wild

We don’t speak English in these parts, we speak 'Merican!

Yay found le spider

Noice

This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom

Ooo I know this! That avocado guy. My kids told me about it AND I LISTENED.

DAD AWARD HERE I GOOOOOO

They REALLY tried to push it on my son. Must have asked 4 times!!! I’m lucky my mom is a total hippie and educated, so I was spared even decades ago when it was less talked about.

Look up John Harvey Kellogg. That should help explain things.

Yup, Kellogg’s Cereal guy. Also avid hater of masturbation. He even wanted to pour acid on the clitoris so women would be desensitized as well.

There, tl;dr’d it for you

Yeah, America is a crazy place

IIRC, that’s actually how it was set up to begin with, way back when we used glass bottles for Coke. Big companies manipulated us consumers into thinking we were being lazy for not taking care of recycling ourselves and that’s how we got to this mess today.

I feel you!

I’m 6 years clean from the hard stuff and have had a similar experience. Like who am I? What do I like? I basically got to reinvent myself.

I learned many hard lessons during my dark years, and I decided to use that to my advantage now. I’ve been through hell, so I don’t get fazed by anything at this point!

I’m a 36 year old guitar-playing video-gaming family man! Live life and just enjoy being you whoever you are!

It would explain alot