Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square264fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1127arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square264fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·2 years agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareCrabhands@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 years agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
minus-squareGazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede