• satanmat@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Announcer :: Worf is showing excellent form having worked his way through the foreplay. He is showing us that he’s limber and showing amazing strength and endurance….

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      Ohhhhh but now he’s looking at me and listening to what I’m saying, the anger is welling up in his eyes and he seems to be ignoring his performance … and … no wait, he’s reaching into his pants, perhaps to speed things along for the competition … he’s got something in his hands, something phallic and he looks like he’s throwing it … throwing it in my di …