Greg Clarke to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoWhat stupid conspiracy theories do you think will come out of the missing submarine?message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down12
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareWhat stupid conspiracy theories do you think will come out of the missing submarine?Greg Clarke to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareboopeditandnow@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 years agoThe submarine is staying down there because the pilot knows the Canadian wildfires are going to set the atmosphere on fire. They need to outlast the fire and repopulate the earth with the DNA they found on silverware from Titanic survivors.
minus-squareyukichigai@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoI’d watch a SyFy Original Pictures film with this premise, NGL.
minus-squareGasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoI’d watch a whole damn series.
The submarine is staying down there because the pilot knows the Canadian wildfires are going to set the atmosphere on fire. They need to outlast the fire and repopulate the earth with the DNA they found on silverware from Titanic survivors.
I’d watch a SyFy Original Pictures film with this premise, NGL.
I’d watch a whole damn series.