• Bonehead@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the “Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!” gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.

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      1 year ago

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      1 year ago

      I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol