• NateNate60@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Dear valued customer:

    Please purchase products on the designated day. In order to encourage you to do so we have given the designated day the trappings of a holiday or festive day to put your mind at ease and your money in our pockets.

    Sincerely, your best friend ever,

    Corporation