The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up1732arrow-down119
arrow-up1713arrow-down1imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·8 months agoI have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoForget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-28 months agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 months agoHow will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?
I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
Get off mah swamp
Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
How will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?