Thus says the Lord, “By this you shall know that I am the Lord: behold, with the staff that is in my hand I will strike the water that is in the Nile Danube, and it shall turn into blood. The fish in the Nile Danube shall die, and the Nile Danube will stink, and the Egyptians Germans, Austrians, Slovakians, Hungarians, Croatians, Serbians, Romanians, Bulgarians, Moldovans, and Ukrainians will grow weary of drinking water from the Nile Danube.”
How, oh how is the Danube red and not blue?
If Johann Strauss Jr. says the Danube is blue, than by gum it shall be blue.
To say otherwise is de-Nile.
The Danbube is green.
Whatever I was expecting was not that.
That was something else entirely.
At first, I was going to object that another river was green, but that would’ve put me in bad Oder with you perhaps.
I’m glad someone else asked it