This is the way. Denial is self-deceit. Embrace the smuuth.

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I don’t have a receding hair line, but honestly the cost of going to the shop to get it cut just to have some bimbo trying to talk to you and fake flirt to get a better tip means that I basically just take a cheap set of electric trimmers and shave it all off from time to time. Nobody is gonna care. Bald men can be just as sexy as men with hair. You just gotta put on some confidence.