Why? Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds, okay? I’m from Scranton. What I’m smoking is dirt. So let’s get that straight, Jack. Pure brick. Ass, okay? Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, “Hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids,” they’re gonna say “C’mon, man! Get out of here!” That’s right, get the hell out of here! We like stems where I come from.

Looks like a '70s porno up in here

Man I abhor trim jail, arthritis and carpal tunnel make it even worse.

If I want some prize nugs for testing I’ll take all the sugar leaves off, other wise I leave most of them if they’ve got decent trichomes. Makes the harvest go a little further too.

It looks like it’s got coral growing from it.

Do you know what it is? Looks landrace-y sativa