I’ve been thinking about this and I am somewhat worried. Does native Scottish cuisine involve any sort of noodles? At all?
Haggis whiskers are similar, but quite rare nowadays.
That’s just due to poor hunting practice; you have to shave them off while they are still alive, otherwise they’ll be burnt off mid-pop.
Shave the whiskers off while the haggis are still alive?! I don’t mean to imply that you have little experience with haggis hunting, but core below, friend, what are you using to catch them? A container held inside an unfederated pocket dimension? The things could phase through mythril-latticed adamantium as easily as a gnat flying through one’s open front door! Next you’ll be suggesting I simply grab the bastards with my bare hands!
I never said it was easy bonny lad.
in conclusion, yes.
Well, okay then.
Scottish noodles are dying out… obsolete??