• No_Eponym
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    1 year ago
    • everyone should do their own personal risk assessment of a shark attack even though we won’t tell you any live data on shark prevelance in your area.

    • we have the tools to address shark attacks, but we won’t give them to you or we will make them so expensive you can’t afford them.

    • everyone knows shark attacks are transmitted by touch, so if you get attacked you clearly didn’t wash your hands enough.