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frankyboi to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What if God came down one day and said "It's pronounced 'Jod' then left?

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What if God came down one day and said "It's pronounced 'Jod' then left?

frankyboi to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    2 years ago

    He’s wrong just like the gif guy, simple as

    • End0fLine@startrek.website
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      I would be exactly this kind of stubborn about it.

    • JoeKrogan@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      🤣

  • Aninjanameddaryll@sopuli.xyz
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    What if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

  • Hammy@lemmy.one
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    Settles the whole gif/gif thing.

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    I would arm myself in preparation for the wave of people who would no doubt try to kill me for pronouncing His name wrong all my life.

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    God is a TLT fan, nice

  • EponymousBosh@beehaw.org
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    God is a TLT fan, nice

  • AboveAverageJoe@sh.itjust.works
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    I still wouldn’t believe in him.

  • nodsocket@lemmy.world
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    And the man said to the Lord: “Verily I say unto thee, lay thine eyes upon the field in which my fucks are grown. Behold that it is barren.”

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    As useless in existence as he was in non-existence.

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    Jod exists?

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