i’ll miss banging you two
Didn’t know family could marry!
The bride gives good head.
The groom’s head is better. (￢‿￢ )
Knows what he likes ;)
The drinks are NOT free!
{groomsname}, I’m pregnant; it’s yours!
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
Killing your ex paid off
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
I slept with your wife/husband.
You still banned from playgrounds?
Turns out you are siblings
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she’d give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins…so that was fun.
The marriage didn’t work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine…which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how’d you know?
You are not the father!
That’s a convincing sex change.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
3
Um 7
