• OrhanThePainter@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    An Aussie farmer looks at his New Zealander neighbours field and sees a sheep in desperate need of a shearing. The Aussie farmer says to his neighbour “I think you should shear that sheep”, to which the New Zealand farmer replies “she’s mine and I ain’t shearing her with no one!”