Followed by: ‘no one goes to the parks anymore’, ‘you know what would look good here? A nice block of apartments and a casino strip’ and ‘oh look! Rare earths!’

They’re going to sell them to the billionaires and Israel anyway

It now seems that Canada isn’t alone in boycotting U.S. national parks, as two other countries are joining in: the U.K. and Australia.

You mean future oil drilling sites

Right, right, it’s national parks that we’re all boycotting.