I’d say I’m sorry for the title, but that would imply I was sorry for the title.

  • SabinStargem@lemmy.todayEnglish
    4·
    7 days ago

    Hockey players are the second most likely athlete to survive, due to having heavy armor and a long stick in their starting kit. Long-distance bikers are the first, especially if they know how to do repairs.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
      2·
      5 days ago

      seriously, in an actual apocalypse scenario bikepackers are going to be gods among men, because they’re used to transporting large amounts of cargo long distances on a bicycle that needs no fuel and minimal amounts of maintenance.