Alternative headline: National to spend $30m to sacrifice some of your lives so our trip is slightly faster.
The changes have been endorsed by transport researchers and street safety advocates as effective measures to help reduce the number of Kiwis killed and injured on the roads.
That’s all there is to it.
$100 says the locals still overtake on blind hills.
Also, going fast is manly, by lowering a speed limit you’re essentially cutting off their balls.
Imagine seeing someone driving, and the first thing that goes through your mind is “mmm, genitals”.