You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

  • BaumGeist@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? “There’s an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!” Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?

    I’m taking it even if it’s the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.

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      1 year ago

      What we’ve learned from this exercise is that Baumgeist takes horse cock up the butt.

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      1 year ago

      Relax, and I’d be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.

      I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I’d imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it’s just a day).