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cm0002@no.lastname.nz to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

Jake got Jacked

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Jake got Jacked

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cm0002@no.lastname.nz to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Omg this is how I’m finding out about this! Guess he finally decided to fight a real boxer instead of taking down retirees.

    Time to loop it.

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    Sauce?

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      I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to see my GP because this erection is going to last far longer than four hours.

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        I really don’t care about that guy or the kind of petty internet drama he feeds on but this brought a smile to my face.

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        Nice, thank you. I’m curious to see the jaw break

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          • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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            Sorry about the Sun logo.

            The power of friendship editing.

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              Ha, wow that’s impressive. Good find!

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          Yeah I’m guessing that GIF is from the broadcast feed, not sure if there’s any alternate angles without AJ’s dome blocking the view.

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            Yeah I’m sure there is nothing to see. His jaw broke, it didn’t explode.

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            There’s a few other angles out there

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    Is it weird that I find it harder to watch than Kirk?

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      I can’t really imagine what getting shot in the neck feels like, but I can easily imagine getting punched in the jaw and know how broken bones feel. When I watch the Kirk video, I picture a burning, puncturing pain and a quick fade to black, but watching this makes me imagine the feeling of getting punched hard enough to break your jaw twice. The latter is more unpleasant to imagine.

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      Kirk was far more harmful to society, so that makes sense.

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    It’s pretty glorious. Hope he tries it again and gets his neck snapped

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