• rynzcycle@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    My wife asked me the Tiktok question ironically earlier, and without missing a beat (which is unusual for me, I’m not a clever man) I answered, “Only when we have sex.” It all makes sense now.

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        1 year ago

        I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.

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        1 year ago

        You ask a man how often they think about the Roman Empire.

        Every man will invariably answer something varying from “once a week” to “multiple times a day”. Women are absolutely mystified by this for some reason.