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To avoid permanently scarring him, make sure the last picture is a shot of him emerging from his mother’s womb.
Wait I thought we wanted to avoid scarring
That’s why it’s not C-section
“Omg mom is an alien too???”
Or a picture of his mother’s womb being impregnated.
This is great advice
Is it true? Am I Kal-El?
Yes, and if you don’t clean your room, I’m going to go get the kryptonite.
Which Kryptonite?
The pink one
I think this is the plot of a movie called brightburn
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Yep! Exactly what I was trying to remember.
