“Epistemic status:” is such a pompous thing to say that it is automatically a head start on a joke setup. Possible completions include but are not limited to the following:
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
Jackin’ at the speed of light (sung to the tune of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”)
“Epistemic status:” is such a pompous thing to say that it is automatically a head start on a joke setup. Possible completions include but are not limited to the following: