Isn’t this just normal daily life?

Only 19/25 for me.

Them: How are you?

Me: I’m fine.

Couldn’t be further from the truth

24/25 - Can’t nap if you can’t sleep! [taps temple]

In my experience depressed people also jerk off a lot

Everything but the second row because I distract myself from work, can’t nap, have an aversion to wearing “dirty” clothes, don’t cry anymore (thanks childhood), and also feel a compulsive need to shower everyday.

Plus in the shower I can pretend the world doesn’t exist as I destroy my skin because the water is hot enough to melt lead lol

Oh, I don’t tick one! Can’t afford any medication, so no side effects for me. Unfortunately, it’s the only one I don’t tick.

Listening to sad playlists is a good sign: it shows that at least you feel something.

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1/25 👍

22/25 - not bad

I ticked 4 boxes, no bingo, am I your king now?

1st row: Yes, Yes, Yes, No (It’s not my fault my parents fucked up my brain), Yes

2nd row: No (Tired lol, how do people even become a workaholic?), Yes, Maybe, Yes (But its internal crying, its hard to actually cry with tears because I’m just so numb), OMG I’m in this picture (I kinda just wipe myself with wet paper towels most of the time so doesn’t count as a shower)

3rd row: Yes (too many “what ifs” both of past and of futurr events), Yes, Yes (Feels like everyone is an adversary), Most of the time, Yes (so I just cry and watch youtube videos in bed)

4th row: Eh probably no, Yea (I just eat whenever I feel like), Yes, Messages? Don’t got friends, Yes (My cat doesn’t like me getting too touchy)

5th row: Yes, Yes, Not on medication right now, Yes, Too tired to make a playlist so I just play a song on repeat until I get bored and pick another.

23/25 finnaly a good grade somewhere

Several.

10/25 for me. No bingo here.