• We added even more pointless legendary items that won’t drop after level 30
  • Legendary items now have an increased chance to roll stats that would only work on your other characters
  • The stash from every character across all Battle net games from every player will now be loaded into memory (Player have been asking for an improved stash since D2, so we are happy to deliver.)
  • Seasons will introduce more bugs that will be quickly fixed with patches that contain more bugs
  • Infinite CC will now be replaced with random suicides. All spells now have a 5% chance to kill you.
  • Your battle pass token rewards dropped from 666 to 333
  • Dozens more useless unique items will be included that you have zero chance of ever getting. We worked hard on this one.
  • You now get to pay yearly for promised improvements we will absolutely never deliver on
  • Sorcs can now teleport completely out of the open world. Previously, this was limited to teleporting inside of walls and under the ground.
  • Barbarians are getting removed. We are replacing the barb with a paladin that is so broken, you will be begging for your Barb back.
  • All useless skills will be buffed 200%
  • We are including gem stacking! Since you really don’t need more than 20 gems per character, have zero sell value and have tons of weird stats, we wanted to give players a way to collect thousands of them.

Blizzard would never be as successful as it is without community feedback! Thanks for giving us loads of creative suggestions that we will never, ever implement.

    • remoteloveOP
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      1 year ago

      Ok.

      I am a little tired at the moment as I am about to go to bed. It was a mistake to eat that plate of nachos I made so my tummy is a little upset. Work is probably going to suck tomorrow, so not looking forward to that. Maybe a slight headache as well? Other than that, I am in a very good place mentally. I have been having an awesome time treating my anxiety and depression with psilocybin, which has worked better than any other medication I have ever tried over the last 20 years. Also, I gotta pee.