• Spikke@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “He is now facing federal charges of obstruction of a boarding, and violation of a Captain of the Port order.”

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      If you asked me to make up naval-related criminal charges while I was drunk, this is the sort of shit I would come up with.