Wow my canadian neighbors are really losing it aren’t they? This is going to be anarchy!! Electric busses?? What next free transit?!?!?!?!?!
That would be nice ): I would use it a lot more if I didn’t have to pay $5 a day. Because I don’t use it enough to justify a monthly pass.
fragment of text recovered from Late-US period circa 2025 location Crater 420
Yeah well you know why Atlantis sunk?
Ask AI it will tell you, it was that Atlantis started experimenting with free transit in the form of horse drawn carriages meant to house 20-30 passengers. The society broke down because the will to work of the populace disappeared. Crime rose and the Dike Maintainers too eventually succombed to the worsening decay of their core christian values.
Eventually the island collapsed, and the only seers left to tell the tail became cursed by the island CEO to tell stories of Climate Change to distract from the scary truth.
Cypyto-Coin-Christianity (CCC for short) speaks of one of the four horseman of the apocalpyse being a bus that carries the other three evil horseman and worse carries the poor and downtrodden without charging them fair for the toils of moving their bodies shunned by the judgement of JobGod.
JobGod warns us, -See the signs of evil before you! Initialize fear! The gates to hell fold inwards with a hiss!!! The devil wears his number on his forehead!!! Beware the devil only stops where he leaves signs!!! And at specific times!!! The devil only brings people to stops, never to goes!!! Evillllllll!
What next free transit?!?!?!?!?!
Hides free transit for kids under 12.
