BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoIn his younger years you could stand my dog in a handstand and play his belly like a bongo and he loved it.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1384arrow-down11
arrow-up1383arrow-down1imageIn his younger years you could stand my dog in a handstand and play his belly like a bongo and he loved it.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·22 days agoI lightly play my bearded dragon as a drum and make up little songs about how yellow and smelly he is. (:
minus-squareslampisko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·22 days agoThis better not be a euphemism
minus-squareAshen44linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 days agowtf he looks sooooo yellow and smelly (I love him)
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-221 days ago🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you’re so yellow! And ridiculously mellow! I must say, there’s no fellow, Quite as stinky as you are! But my boy, there is no place Where you could not show your dumb face And the people wouldn’t make haste To say: “That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!” 🎶
I lightly play my bearded dragon as a drum and make up little songs about how yellow and smelly he is. (:
This better not be a euphemism
It’s not. (:
wtf he looks sooooo yellow and smelly (I love him)
🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you’re so yellow!
And ridiculously mellow!
I must say, there’s no fellow,
Quite as stinky as you are!
But my boy, there is no place
Where you could not show your dumb face
And the people wouldn’t make haste
To say: “That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!” 🎶