• ccunning@lemmy.worldEnglish
    411·
    2 months ago

    Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver bullets nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      11·
      2 months ago

      No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it’d just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.

  • Sibilantjoe@lemmy.worldEnglish
    353·
    2 months ago

    Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.

      • Airowird@lemm.eeEnglish
        13·
        2 months ago

        Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.

        Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          2 months ago

          Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

          Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

          Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.

  • Aksamit@slrpnk.netEnglish
    9·
    2 months ago

    A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.