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“Top surgery makes you a top” is an amazing take.
What if I want to do bottom surgery but am already a bottom? What happens now?
You obviously become a power bottom
Integer overflow, turns you into max value top.
Isn’t it an integer underflow?
Dammit, I knew I was missing something
Lets you bottom twice simultaneously
Normally, tone is hard to convey through text, but that “Honey No” is doing just splendid.
I really can’t think of a single context outside of speaking to your significant other or spouse where “Honey” isn’t slimy or laden with judgement/pity.
Talking to a cat.
After top surgery you can spin, like forever!
*inception horns sounds*
The director confirmed that Elliot Page does fall over at the end!
This is so fucking funny omg
This made me actually rofl
I am in Spain without the A.
If you get both top and bottom surgeries, you wraparound to the other end of the spectrum like Pac-Man and you’re just cisgender again.
How did you manage to find an actual person to talk to on grindr? It’s all bots, ads and crypto scams for me.
I’m a trans woman, but I went on grindr to search for femboys one time since there aren’t really any on lesbian apps and I got so many unsolicited dick pics + one gaping bussy pic that I just left and never came back. And I was only on there for like 5 minutes. I don’t know if those dick pics were from bots or not but I’ve stopped using dating apps cause it seems every single one gets me either a bunch of bots or a bunch of dick pics.
Grindr is one big flesh market, honestly. It’s a 10/90 gamble, 90% dick pics and 10% the occassional deep … discussions.
Deep discussions on grindr reminds me of this:
It’s also a great way to gain access to buildings. I know someone who uses it to get into high rise apartments with his buddies. Set the proximity search thingamajig to a few hundred feet, and you’ll only match with others in that building you’re outside of. He gets a lay, his buddies make their way to the top, and he joins them later.
And that’s how I met your father
